What's the Worst Thing

"revrseat70" (revrseat70) 04/20/2015 at 11:09 • Filed to: None

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You’ve found in a used car you or a friend has purchased?

I found a steak knife hidden under the rear seats of my previously owned:

A. Miata

B. Lexus IS300

C. GTO

Nope, you’re wrong. It was under the rear seats of my IS300. Anyone who knows how an IS300 rear seat works knows this was probably a hidden weapon. I dared not put it under black light. I threw it away and tried to forget it ever happened.

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Snuze: Needs another Swede > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 11:14

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I found some unfired .22LR ammo in my 4x4 Dodge Ram behind the rear seat. In a weird way, I expected this, and may have been more surprised had I NOT found ammunition in my used Ram.

roflcopter > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 11:14

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The Mustang Lemons car has to be the strangest I’ve had to deal with. We found dried puke in the back floorboard, still wet puke in the cargo area, $8.47 in change along with an inspirational bookmark UNDER the carpet. And lots and lots of cockroaches.

“She believed she could, so she did.”

Milky > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 11:14

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In the back seat of my friend’s 9-3.

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 11:20

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Empty bottles of Xanax and Prozac in my Infiniti. Also, Lil Wayne’s Tha Carter III and some Rihanna CD.

Anon > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 11:21

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My friend found a bra in the back of her honda accord.

Dugan50 > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 11:25

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I am a detailer at a car dealership and I found a rotten cucumber in the storage compartment of the back of a honda pilot

revrseat70 > Snuze: Needs another Swede 04/20/2015 at 11:27

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The question was worst, not most expected haha

revrseat70 > Anon 04/20/2015 at 11:27

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Who says you need a nice car to pick up girls?

revrseat70 > Milky 04/20/2015 at 11:29

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truly tragic

ncasolowork2 > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 11:30

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This would make a good front page QOTD.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 11:31

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True but it could have been the worst if I’d gotten caught driving the truck and not known about them (I’d had it about 6 months before I found them). And I’d driven it through places like MA, NJ, NYC, where I’m pretty sure it would have been illegal as hell to have that stuff.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 11:40

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Oh, I got a better one. Same truck I mentioned in my other comment.

I loaned my truck to a guy I was in the Navy with. He was interested in buying it, and his car was in the shop, and he told me he needed to get off base to run some errands. I didn’t have any plans that evening so I loaned it to him, let him have an extended test drive.

Next morning I go out and find 4 condom wrappers in the truck... and the fuel gauge is on E. I was not a happy camper.

As Du Volant > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 11:45

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Seen a lot of stuff left behind in trade-ins at the dealerships I work for, but the worst was a big puddle of dried dog diarrhea in the back of a Honda CR-V.

Milky > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 11:45

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Car ended up being a total shitbox too, he should of known when he came across that CD.

Trevor Slattery, ACTOR > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 11:45

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Kittens. Mom had them in the trunk and was not around or bailed when we scooped up the car.

Sn210 > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 11:46

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I found a pack of blue “custom made” condoms in my Wrangler. I didn't even know (or want to know) that was a thing.

shop-teacher > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 11:55

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I found a mouse nest in the glove box of a ‘93 Legacy wagon I bought super cheap at an auction. I used to see the mouse run from under the dash, and into the back every morning when I’d start it up. After a couple weeks, I parked it in a field with the doors open, and a bunch of mothballs in it for a few hours. Never saw the little guy again.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 11:56

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Including the trap, in the trunk of a Volvo I bought for $500. The guy flipping it didn’t know how to open the trunk either.

bobbe17 > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 12:03

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In my wife's 2011 Gold TDI we found a cd that just had 12 tracks of soothing sounds. Ocean waves, rainforest, things like that. The previous owner must have had traffic induced anxiety or something they needed to calm down from.

Your boy, BJR > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 12:19

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used condom (dried up) in my ‘95 Taurus GL. Previous owners included my great grandparents and my mom’s aunt.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > roflcopter 04/20/2015 at 12:33

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I thought dried puke came standard in used Mustangs.

Autophile412 - what's the world got in store? > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 12:34

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I once found a Nickelback CD in a Subaru that I bought once. By far worse than the underwear I found in the trunk of my M3 under the spare tire.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 13:28

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Moldy smashed strawberries in the seat-back pocket.

SPNKiX > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 13:37

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In my spare tire well, I found a printed out picture of 3 people. All in leather. Two of them on their knees and on leashes. I’m sure it was intentional.

revrseat70 > Snuze: Needs another Swede 04/20/2015 at 15:31

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I don’t even want to know, as I’m sure you didn’t either

revrseat70 > shop-teacher 04/20/2015 at 15:32

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The chaos that would ensue if you didn’t tell a female passenger what was about to happen when you cranked it ...

revrseat70 > bobbe17 04/20/2015 at 15:33

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Or they had a kid that needed passing out. I’m hoping for the latter if I’m sharing roads with that person

revrseat70 > As Du Volant 04/20/2015 at 15:34

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I don’t envy your detail guy

revrseat70 > Autophile412 - what's the world got in store? 04/20/2015 at 15:34

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You didn’t have to include that it was a Subaru. We all knew

revrseat70 > Your boy, BJR 04/20/2015 at 15:35

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revrseat70 > ncasolowork2 04/20/2015 at 15:36

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Thanks. Make it so

revrseat70 > ncasolowork2 04/20/2015 at 15:37

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The first question I ever asked on OPPO was a front page question last month I think. If you could have all the generations of one car what would it be? Something like that

Snuze: Needs another Swede > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 15:37

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Well the interesting thing was, he was married but his wife hadn’t moved up there yet. We were both in transient division and I never saw him again. It was very odd.

revrseat70 > Snuze: Needs another Swede 04/20/2015 at 16:11

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As a marriage counselor by trade, I seriously don’t want to know, then.

shop-teacher > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 16:33

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Ha! Never managed to get any female passengers into that hooptie. I did once have a female student refer to that car as, “Your man-purse.” I thought that was too funny to be offended by it.

MonkeePuzzle > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 16:48

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three of four vacuum cleaners worth of chicken feed

bonus: when I tell that story verbally most folks misinterpret “did you say chicken FEET!?”

Autophile412 - what's the world got in store? > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 22:18

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I would've expected to find a belle and Sebastian CD or something a little more effeminate. Hahaha

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > revrseat70 04/20/2015 at 22:52

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condoms luckily still in the wrappers. I ended up going over the interior a couple more times with gloves.

on a parts car a mouse nest, and the little bastard jumped out when I was removing the dash!

revrseat70 > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 04/20/2015 at 23:55

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Oh I thought they were used! haha this changes things.. but I think my heart would stop if that happened to me! When I was at college, I was walking to class and a squirrel jumped out of a bush directly at me and in between my legs. I was listening to music and my delayed reaction/paniced jump was probably the manliest thing anyone on the quad had ever seen.